Want to know what happened today at the restaurant?
I think you do.
I was cleaning up the floor by one of the tables,
and I saw what I thought was some chewed-up food.
It was too big for my little sweeper to pick up,
so I just grabbed it with my bare fingers.
And then I froze.
This was no chewed up food, people!
This was POOP!!!
I almost died of gagging.
And then I almost rubbed all my skin off washing my hands.
HOW CAN POOP FIND ITS WAY
INTO THE DINING ROOM???
10 comments:
A: THAT'S GROSS!
B: I have no idea! Perhaps a small child decided to go commando and do some business under the table.
P.S. YOU TOUCHED POOP!!! WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!!! :(
That is disgusting. Ugh, you poor thing.
But... I gotta tell you this fantastic story about this kid on my husband's mission: he wasn't my husband's companion, he just heard about this. I guess the kid was really, REALLY shy and a brand-new missionary. One day as they were going along, his companion asked if he needed a bathroom break. The elder said no and they went on their way. Well, a little while later, he saw him lag behind and shake one of his pant legs. Yep. He had to poop and was too shy to say anything, so he just kinda... let it roll on out.
Okay, you gotta admit, these stories are so nasty but... man is poop funny.
HA! That's funny stuff, but Chess? Why would you even consider picking up chewed up food with your bare hands!?! Picking up dubious debris is not a good idea! Ever!
Oh, the stuff we must go through to make a little cash!! I'm sorry you touched poo.
ewwy ewwy ewwy! argh, I feel for you, Chess :( I hate picking up after my doggie so if he looks like he's about to take a dump, I rush him back to our backyard... coz then my dad can do the honours :P
Just when you think that there might be hope for humanity, that maybe you were wrong, and the world isn't as bad a place as they say...You find poop on a restaurant floor.
Hello...Trauma!
I'm never leaving the house again!
SICK!!! I want to ask where the heck the kid's parents were...but then that's just asking for my kid to poop on some public floor somewhere...did I mention, SICK!?!
ha ha. i was about to say that i squawked, and my word verification for this comment was sphawk. pretty close, right? ha ha. but seriously, i squawked at the revelation of POOP in your hands. disgusting mortals. and i don't say mortals very often. that's just gross!
now i want to watch star trek. i pronounced sphawk like spok on that movie, however his name is spelled
bahahahahahaha! oh my gosh. but seriously, working at chuck e cheese all throughout high school, i can relate. ....and i quote.... "er....i dunno who's kid it was, but there's a big ole' shi* over there by the ball pit". oh and yes, really classy people go to chuck e cheese :)
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Ew.
I should tell you about the delightful thing I found in the bathroom at Target. But yours was way worse.
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