I have bad dreams sometimes.

And lately they're about me having to play video games. Like I have no choice.

I can't think of anything worse in real life and now they are invading my subconscious???? And I have no way out of it? Unacceptable!

It's like crap!-buttons-which-button?-oh my gosh-my stupid thumbs-no!-can't get around the stupid track-what? guns?!-running into a wall-ahhh they're shooting at me-drop controller-yes, I really am this bad!-I'm sorry!-stop. laughing.

But in my dreams.

What happened to my Harry Potter dreams where I can fly?

Also, this article about video game accessories is hilarious.

Mis queridos muchachos.

Dear Triple C,
Thanks for the heart-to-heart over In N Out. It's nice to know mine isn't the only messed up family. And it's nice to have a conversation that isn't all sarcasm and television quotes.

Love,
Chess

Dear Latecomers,
Yeah, my coworker heard you. What, so "some women" don't flirt back with you because they're exhausted, and you came in while she was trying clean and shut down her end of the restaurant, so you don't leave her a tip? Newsflash: You. Weren't. Cute.

Spitting in your drink,
Your exemplary waitress

Dear JJ,
K and I, we be gettin' all snoopy up in your love life. We decided it's been way too long since you were a combo.

Love,
"Girl Talk"ers

You-Know-Who-You-Are,
I'd call you "Dear," but you all ruined, ruined, my Fourth of July. I want to cry some more just thinking about it.

Distressed and needing better friends,
Mistreated

Dear Bank Boy,
Ohhh. So now we can text instead of forever Facebook messaging one another?

Intrigued,
Margaret

Dear David,
Today we gather to celebrate your life and mourn your loss. Twenty-three years was not long enough for the whole world's hearts be touched by your joyous smiles and warm embraces. But you have changed so many lives that I know yours has been a beautiful success. Rest in peace, my friend, and God be with you until we meet again.

Your old friend,
Chess

Pride goeth before the fall...

But when it comes to teaching Relief Society lessons at church...

NAILED it.

Haha. :-)