besides Arachnophobia (ever seen that movie? It was terrifying!), it would be....
my-fear-of-not-being-able-to-find-a-bathroom-when-I-need-one.
Does that one have a name? Cos I'm pretty sure it's a legitimate fear.
I have this recurring dream where I'm trying to find a bathroom, but I just can't. Sometimes, I am even in this huge kind of locker room, where there are rows and rows of bathroom stalls, but I can't find one that I can use.
The toilets are disgusting, or there's no toilet paper, or no toilet seat, or the handle to flush it is broken, or there are no seat covers. Or maybe they are leaking and there are deep, questionable puddles all over the tile. Sometimes the toilets are so high that the only person who could possibly climb up there would be Paul Bunyan. Sometimes there is no door. Sometimes there's a curtain, but for whatever reason, the bathroom is extremely windy. I don't know how a bathroom can get windy, but this one does.
I'll walk and walk and walk, and look in all of them, and need to go really badly, but I can't. And it's such a terrible feeling.
The worst part? I've had this dream over and over again.
It reminds me of Harry Potter, where Dumbledore needs a bathroom and the Room of Requirement provides him with a bounteous supply of chamber pots.
I don't need thousands of bathrooms. Just one working, clean, sanitary toilet (preferably one that automatically flushes) with plenty of double-ply, quilted toilet paper and a door with which to conceal myself.
Thank you.