We have been friends for exactly one million years.
This is Jake inviting me to a party on Saturday night.
This is how he takes advantage of said friendship.
He always has to go for that W, no matter the cost.
This is me helping Jake snag second place.
It was really, really, really, really weird.
No more kissing my friends.
Especially ones with whom I have been friends for one million years.
This is me helping some other poor sucker.
He said his name is Jamal, but it's actually Rob.
This is me helping the guy who photobombed the previous picture.
I don't remember his name.
This is Marie's reaction after my telling her.
Conclusion: My hair looks fabulous in all of these pictures.
The End.
