when a guy says, "Hey, I have a question for you..."
I'm not kidding. Because questions like this will come up at one point or another in your life:
At this point, your jaw will probably drop, and you'll yelp, "What?!? NO!"
"But this guy said..."
Which is where you must quickly interject, "Does it hurt you?" And he'll be pensive and go, "Nooo..."
And you'll say, "Well, there you go." After which you'll shake your head and say in wonder, "Clark, I never expected that particular question..."
"And THAT'S how comfortable I am with you!"



7 comments:
Awkward. . .
i don't know. it might be that i am canadian, or just that i am still half asleep, but i don't know what r.t. is. so.
oh! nevermind.
Well... if you can't impress them with pizza, I'm sure this way you can :)
stephanie
oh. wow.
i thought i'd heard them all, but...
Wow, that is a question that I have honestly never considered.
AHAHAHAHAHA....
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