Even if you think you know your house well enough to navigate it in the dark,
you probably don't.
If, in the future, for whatever reason, I happen to intercept a creepy doll that is the smuggling container for highly illegal drugs, and the drug lord comes to claim it as his own, and it's the dead of night, and I have to run away with all the lights off, I probably won't get away. Because I will overshoot the doorway that's on my left, and run straight into the doorjamb, and hit my head, and fall against the kitchen counter.
At least, that's what happens when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I don't see how it could be any different if a drug lord came to claim a creepy doll with drugs sewed into her stomach.
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2 comments:
The difference, of course, is that in the film Audrey Hepburn was blind, so navigating in the dark was normal for her. Her would-be assailants weren't as well equipped.
Audrey is never wrong.
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