Inside these little cop cars, there are cute little computers hooked up.
Here is a nice example:
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I've always wondered what they do on these computers. I know, I know, you'll probably say, "Well, duh, they are looking up _______ and _______, and all your personal information."
Well, here's what I say to that!!
You're probably right.
But I don't think that's all! See, I have this theory that they secretly all have Facebook accounts, and when they are super bored, they stalk each other's pages and update their profiles.
For example:
Officer A is super bored and really wants a donut.
Officer B and 2 others like this.
- Officer B Like, I know, right?
- Officer C Custard-filled, please!
- Officer D Check out this YouTube video of a DUI! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wajrQBtbb-c
- Officer E You idiot! That's fake!
- Officer D Really?!! Oops.
OR
Interests: Writing tickets, the colors red and blue, donuts, bulletproof vests, police procedural dramas...
OR
Officer B's Photo Albums
Mah 1st Arrest! Holla!!
By Officer B
In this album: Officer B, Officer C, Officer D, Officer M
Album Comments
- Officer M OMG, ur just totes amazing! so glad we celebrated
- Officer B We are sooo cute! Luv u, babe!
- Officer D lol that guy's hair was so ugly, no wonder you arrested him
- Officer B hahaha he got sooooo mad when I took the pics of him in the backseat
OR
Facebook Chat
Officer A He was speeding! 3:38 PM
Officer E Dude, I know! Go get him! 3:38 PM
Officer A Heck no. Dude it's your turn. Oh crap he's gone. 3:39 PM
Officer E You're such a slacker. 3:40 PM
Okay. So maybe I'm just being rude.
Sorry cops. I know there is more to your job than meets my eye.
Or IS there?!?!
13 comments:
oh dear Chessie. I won't be surprised when they come to pick you up. hahaha
Chessie, having several cops in my family, I an assure you that there's more to their jobs than just facebook and donuts... :P
But, I'm sure that there are plenty of police officers that perfectly fit your perfect description, dear! :D
You have no idea how badly I want a donut right now, lol.
AHAHAHAHAHA! I laughed so hard when I read this. I remember that there were a few cops who would come into the drive-thru at McD's and I'd always take this amazed five-year-old peek into the car and look at their equipment.
But OMG, the funniest of all: Mah 1st Arrest! Holla!
I would do something like that if I was a cop. Hence, why I'm not a cop. :P
i'm glad you have chosen to expose cops for the frauds that they are! it's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it (i'm just glad it wasn't me). do you think that i can be considered an accessory by way of this comment?
I love it Chess! I just referenced your post in one of my own! :)
Noone makes me love like you, you're the best
The police officers I worked with this summer were always using their computers to file accident reports, procedures, tickets, weekly logs, etc...
Hilarious! Sorry, not much else to say. You're just plain fabulous.
BWAHAHAHA. ROFLOLing for five minutes!! You cracks me up, Chess! ;D ;D
This is hilarious! I can't stand cops. Their statuses would be like that.
Oh how I laughed right outloud with this post! Too funny!!
hahahah YES! I love this so much
HAHA funny post indeed. x)
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