Dear S.,
I used to really like working with you. Now, you are the worst.
Love,
the better closer
My man, Jim,
Glad we could pace each other during that race. Keep running!
Love,
I-could've-beat-you-to-the-finish-line-were-it-not-for-my-stupid-shoelace
Dear Ryan-at-IHOP,
Yes, the first few days of serving are the worst, but you were lucky to have me for a customer. Don't be so scared. Most people are very understanding. :-)
A fellow server
Dear Brentacle,
On the unlikely day I win at Words with Friends, well, you owe me something awesome. Like glory. Not Yu-gi-oh glory. The real kind. Like twenty bucks.
Speedy Snarks
Dear YSB,
You kinda made it seem like something might happen, but nothing has, and I keep hearing things that are making me sad. I'm done.
G'bye,
YSG
Dear Noble and Lancelot,
So excited to rip Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 to shreds with you guys. It's been too long since we destroyed Eclipse.
Twilightfully yours,
Chess
Dear Bank Boy,
You still be cute. I know you gots a girl on a mish, but we should hang out. Maybe you could come to my birthday party?
Appreciative Customer
7 comments:
Awwww I know you miss your boys. One day, though, you'll miss me and write me a letter :)
I want to tear apart Breaking Dawn with you too.
Shoot.
You're saying goodbye to YSB? But he smells so good! Sigh, I suppose it's for the best.
That's some serious glory. Nothing like the cardboard kind. Of course that requires victory. So what sorts of glory do I get for my previous two wins? I'm open to auggestions. Or baked goods. Hehe.
Nooo, what happened to YSB???
YSB made me sad. I miss you in Logan!
Twilightfully? Ha. Love it. Also, Ihop boy sounds dreamy. You should get more pancakes. Daily. :D
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