Weirdest night ever (or how I am officially a hussy)....

This is Jake.

We have been friends for exactly one million years.

This is Jake inviting me to a party on Saturday night.

This is how he takes advantage of said friendship.

He always has to go for that W, no matter the cost.

This is me helping Jake snag second place.

 

It was really, really, really, really weird.

No more kissing my friends.

Especially ones with whom I have been friends for one million years.

This is me helping some other poor sucker.

He said his name is Jamal, but it's actually Rob.

This is me helping the guy who photobombed the previous picture.

I don't remember his name.

This is Marie's reaction after my telling her.

 

Conclusion: My hair looks fabulous in all of these pictures.

The End.

Things that made me laugh this Christmas...

This conversation:

Context: I stuffed mini-stockings for my friends' Christmas presents. Each one had a plastic party favor medal that said "Winner!" on it.

"You gave us each one! We can't all be winners!"

"If only this said 'Chessie's friend' on it--I would never take it off."

"I'd tattoo 'Chessie's friend' on my chest."

"I will die wearing this."

These text messages (from a boy):

"Merry Christmas! I hope you got the Polly Pocket you asked for."

"You left a flower ring here, by the way. I'd give it back, but I can't stop wearing it."

These movie quotes:

"Please bless this highly nutritious microwaveable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."

"Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof."

"When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever you've got left."

"When I've figured what that means, I'll come up with a crushing reply."

How was your Christmas??!!