My boss thinks she's SO COOL...

because she gets to go on vacation and she was rubbing it in our faces the other day, "I don't have to see you guys for two Saturdays in a row!"

So I said in a semi-sarcastic congratulatory tone, "Well, sheesh, Merry Christmas--"

(she grinned and gave me a thumbs up as she walked away)

I continued in a whisper, "--to ME!"

Cue hysterical laughter from about five other servers who overheard.

Silly boss.

She thinks her vacation is for her. 

Hah. :-)