Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Mis queridos muchachos...


Dear Red M&M,
I wrote a really gorgeous poem about you two and half years ago. I reread it and it needs to be rewritten.

Later!
Totes over you.

Dear Cute C. the Cook,
YSB's back. But you are still my eye candy at work.

Wink,
Your coworker.

Other cook,
Why are you smiling at me all of a sudden?!

Warily yours,
Chess

Dear Teller,
I have two transactions to make today. One to savings and one to checking. Maybe I'll come inside and we can make seven people wait behind me again while we chat? :)

Sincerely,
Chess

Dear Tenants of 2 Frat 2 Furious,
You all ruined my New Year's Eve.

Annoyed (but still your seemingly only female friend),
Chester

Dear Yummy Smelling Boy,
I've a mad crush on you, still. It would be swell if you felt the same way. You should let me know. :)

Love,
Chess

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Fun M&M thought: Have you ever noticed the M&M characters? Every color has their own character, except for the Brown M&M's.... what's up with that??

Unknown said...

Dear Girl-With-The-Red-Fringe,

You rock my world. Growing old with you is gonna be amazing.

Yours forever,
Evan


Dear Chessie-McBlogger-The-Bestest...-er,

Your cute stories of crushes, part time work and general loveliness make me sorely wish to hang out with you.

Ever your reader,
Evan

Amy said...

I. love. this! Love your little notes. Reminds me of my single days.
You're just cool, you know that?