but sometimes I wish I were at least good at occasionally lying about having one.
I'm very slow on the uptake, oblivious really, and incredibly sweet and polite, so sometimes, I get myself into dangerous situations without even realizing it until it's too late, and my phone number has been wheedled out of me.
I guess my polyester restaurant apron and non-slip clunky shoes are just too alluring, and now I'm going out with a very large, very Polynesian, BYU football player FRESHMAN on Saturday. There are so many things wrong with the last part of that sentence. I'm gonna go into anaphylactic shock.
Crap.
Friday, October 7, 2011
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Haha; maybe it won't be that bad going out with a FRESHMAN, although, I can totally understand your concern. Personally, I would prefer to avoid younger men, myself. I really want someone right in my age bracket. But, back to you! Go. Have a good time. And of course, tell us about it all later :)
Remember, just because you go out on one date doesn't mean you have to go on a second. I wasn't thrilled with my blind date from last year, and I never went out with him again. No harm, no foul. ;)
Polyester restaurant aprons... clunky shoes. Hot!
Does he line dance?
I think it's really nice of you to date a Freshman just to give us something entertaining to read about! That's why you are doing it, right? You're such a dedicated blogger!
There's an ap for that.
What you really need is a male friend who would be willing to assume the fictional role of boyfriend whenever necessary. As long as you had a standing arrangement with someone it would make it easier to say "I'm sorry, I'm dating someone right now..."
Then, if more evidence is required, you just need a code word to queue him into boyfriend mode. Like a phone call where you open with "Hi honey," or something to that effect.
If you need help, let me know. I like plotting and scheming.
hahahaha! you poor girl! but your parents must be thrilled ;) deep breath and have fun :)
Just think, if it's really bad ... you'll have a great story and could possibly win contests (this is from someone with a lot of experience in this).
He must not be a very serious football player because there is a BYU football game Saturday night at 8 ... or maybe I just announced what you are doing. :)
Good luck!
BYU......that says it all.
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