Fat...

My stomach is distended. I just ate at Panda Express with my BFF Kelli. We have been friends since I invaded the sixth-grade monkey bars. That is a story for another time. Did I mention that we are going to Scotland? Teehee...

Too much food. But so good! But too much! And then I got Coldstone. Dark chocolate mint. So scrumptious. I totally recommend. I need the next millennium to digest. Seriously.

Cafe Rio. Pork salad. Ginormous. I always feel obligated to eat the entire thing. I'm not that big of a person. But I eat the entire thing. And then I lie down on the couch begging Heaven to send me Death. Every. Single. Time. You'd think I'd learn.

You'd also think I'd've learned to do my homework by now.

Hahahahaha....