"You. Shut up. You're pathetic and desperate."
"Hey kids. I hate you. And cotton candy."
"You. are. so. annoying.
There's a reason you're alone. It's your whining."
"Um. You're not funny."
"Get a ROOM!" (I really did yell that one at my creepy roommate and her creepier boyfriend. And not in a joking way. They are the grossest.)
...and glare at everyone in my way....
But I would feel bad. So I don't say these things. But I think them.
OH. I THINK them.
