Weirdo...

I'm weird. Like really weird.

I realize you already know this. But I don't think you know to what extent. 

Seriously. You have no clue.

So girls are attracted to different parts of a guy. Right? Like one girl is really attracted to pretty eyes, another likes arms, or shoulders, or smiles. Right. You know that. And all of that is well, and good, and I'll be the first one to say I notice those too. 

But me? 

Hands. I love hands. I have a teeny-weeny little hand fetish. It's so weird. Now don't freak out. But I love good-looking hands.  I don't like pudgy hands. Or skinny hands. Or hairy hands. Or hands that have too-long nails. Or dirty hands. I like strong hands with long elegant fingers. 

There was this guy who was in my nutrition class last semester. Brought his laptop everyday to take notes. I was half out of it anyway, since class was at 7:30 in the am, but I seriously couldn't take my eyes of his hands. They were so gorgeous. He came in every morning, looking like he just rolled out of bed--hair tangled and up to here--in his pjs, and I couldn't stop. Looking at his hands while they were typing, I mean. Which is how I discovered he was married. Which was too bad, because he was extremely good-looking. I bet he plays the piano. Piano players tend to have beautiful hands. I hope I marry a man who plays the piano.

You know who plays the piano? Daniel Powter. The guy who sings the "Bad Day" song. Yeah. He has amazing hands too. Just watch this music video. Except this isn't "Bad Day," it's one of his new singles, "Next Plane Home." It's cute. I like cheesy pop. I'm a cheesy, fluff-loving, light-hearted gal. Sue me. I don't care. Yeah. Watch it. And stop it at 0:42. 

See what I mean? GORGEOUS hands!

Crap. I'm obsessed. I'm a sad, sad little person.

But you know what? I don't care. Because I know that deep down inside, all of you have embarrassing things that you are attracted to. Even if you don't want to admit it. Because all of us are weirdoes in one way or another. 

You know what else? 

That's okay

:)